Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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