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  • 90 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:40pm

    Clearly Twilight = not real. The REAL question is, why didn't Dumbledore kill Hitler?

    • 61 65
      Submitted by SlayerBitch on Sep 5, 10 at 8:11pm

      Because he was having a spat with his lover, Grindlewald.

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:20pm

    The Cullens maybe could have killed Hitler...if they were real people like Hitler was. God. Twilight's a crappy series and movie that needs to DIAF.

  • 81 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 7:25pm

    OMG Soooo good. that's a really astute observation.

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:25am

    because hitler IS a vampire.

  • 74 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:10pm

    tyler...i agree. twilight is for people who do not know how to read. end of story. pick up a real f-in book.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:28am

    I soooo wish i was a vampire would fuck me and bite MY neck! That would make me so special. Yeah, that and a slut.

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 8:04pm

    a long history of anti-semtistim in vampires

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:15am

    We only wish the Cullens existed!

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:45pm

    because you can't kill hitler... http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:31am

    Because of this thread and Twihards in general, I wish vampires existed. It's hilarious to think that they'd be watching Twilight and laughing at everyone just like me. Hell, they probably do exist but they're busy writing bad fanfic with pen names to take the above poster's money, haha.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:20am

    obvious troll is obvious.

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:17pm

    See Valid question! I dont think he would be a vamp... just kill his ass and save the world a lot of trouble. The best part about this, is that it was like an hour long conversation... I have the best friends who put up with my ass :o)

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:46pm

    edward and the cullens are not only fake they weren't around during the time of Hitler. thsi text message only took about 2 seconds of though to figure out.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:26am

    ^^^^^ AHAHAHAHAHA win.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:01pm

    Obviously someone cares if they decided to pick at the comment.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 6:59pm

    THIS IS THE GREATEST EVER!

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:42pm

    1:51, probably. MCS is for weird ass kidssss. :) Oh, and everybody needs to shut up, it's not a debate app/website. It's for funny texts. -Meredith (:

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:07am

    here's an idea NO ONE FUCKING CARES.

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:29pm

    So, too comment the text... That is something i could say, and i'm not ashamed of it :p

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:44am

    Okay, I'll be first to agree that twilight is way overrated. But, I have read the books, and watched the movies. They are good, just because you don't like them don't classify everyone who likes them together. There's a difference between liking a book and being a hormonal teen who can't live their own life.

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 3:51pm

    OMG!!!! this is too fucking hilarious

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:37pm

    Because they wouldn't stand a chance. Hitler hated gays, if I recall correctly, and Edward is nothing but a "glampire".

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 7:41pm

    Haha good question... but considering that the Cullens ARENT real, that might be why.... lol.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:10pm

    holy shit girl who posted the facebook link-->psychoo and i've thought the same thing about twilight lol i think they could have made an exception in that case....

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:51pm

    I bet this girl went to Midland Christian. Such a wierd ass school.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:15pm

    haha, i just fuckin reported this anti-semitic group!

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:59pm

    Epic. Fail. Everone who reads Twilight, GROW THE F!CK UP. Nobody really cares if you finished Eclipse. You just wasted a good 4 hours of your life reading that when you could have been trying to get a boyfriend or girlfriend. And yes, I am a grammar Nazi. The irony.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 7:26pm

    AGREED. Twilight kills brain cells.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by AnDo35 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:39am

    It's a good thought... I've had some why not thoughts while I forced myself to read these books. Some of the most poorly written literature I've ever read. And I just don't get the whole vampire thing.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:00pm

    all the Twilight books in the world need to be picked up, thrown in a pile, and burned.

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:09pm

    Uhhhh so yeah this was mine. HAHA and in my defense I was heavily medicated.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 10:59pm

    Whoever posted this owes me a new keyboard.

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:20am

    I would have gone on a Hitler moustache ride fo' sho'.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Zathelia on Dec 17, 10 at 11:20am

    Stop reading that horribly written crap and pick up something decent

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:14pm

    4:59. I have read all the twilight books. I am married so I would prefer not to spend my spare time looking for a boyfriend. Everyone who reads those books are not necessarily a 14 y/o girl with no life. Some people just prefer different things than you and don't revolve there life around getting a boyfriend or girlfriend.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:00pm

    this made me laugh so hard i cried!

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:25pm

    I think more people like Twilight as a hole vs people that don't.... sorry

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:12pm

    haha, i just fuckin reported that anti-semitic group.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 7:33pm

    They were vegetarians! duh!

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 7:11pm

    This is most fantastic of all.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:10pm

    8:25 you mean the majority of little girls/unintelligent shallow young women love twilight because they're too stupid and lonely to enjoy real literature.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:32am

    LMAO. This was awesome.

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:57am

    they were around during the time of hitler (obviously there not real but yeah)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:37am

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SUCH A GOOD POINT! like what does edward do when bella gets her period

  • 62 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:00pm

    i love twilight thanks :)

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:14pm

    Nazi's burned books. Are you a Nazi, boy?

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:04pm

    Good point tho. To bad they weren't rly alive for that.