So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
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OMG Soooo good. that's a really astute observation.
Clearly Twilight = not real.
The REAL question is, why didn't Dumbledore kill Hitler?
Because he was having a spat with his lover, Grindlewald.
The Cullens maybe could have killed Hitler...if they were real people like Hitler was.
God. Twilight's a crappy series and movie that needs to DIAF.
because hitler IS a vampire.
I soooo wish i was a vampire would fuck me and bite MY neck! That would make me so special. Yeah, that and a slut.
a long history of anti-semtistim in vampires
obvious troll is obvious.
tyler...i agree. twilight is for people who do not know how to read. end of story. pick up a real f-in book.
here's an idea
NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
Obviously someone cares if they decided to pick at the comment.
haha, i just fuckin reported that anti-semitic group.
So, too comment the text...
That is something i could say, and i'm not ashamed of it :p
AGREED. Twilight kills brain cells.
^^^^^ AHAHAHAHAHA win.
Because they wouldn't stand a chance. Hitler hated gays, if I recall correctly, and Edward is nothing but a "glampire".
because you can't kill hitler...
We only wish the Cullens existed!
Whoever posted this owes me a new keyboard.
I think more people like Twilight as a hole vs people that don't.... sorry
holy shit girl who posted the facebook link-->psychoo
and i've thought the same thing about twilight lol i think they could have made an exception in that case....
See Valid question! I dont think he would be a vamp... just kill his ass and save the world a lot of trouble. The best part about this, is that it was like an hour long conversation... I have the best friends who put up with my ass :o)
8:25 you mean the majority of little girls/unintelligent shallow young women love twilight because they're too stupid and lonely to enjoy real literature.
I would have gone on a Hitler moustache ride fo' sho'.
Uhhhh so yeah this was mine. HAHA and in my defense I was heavily medicated.
THIS IS THE GREATEST EVER!
1:51, probably. MCS is for weird ass kidssss.
Oh, and everybody needs to shut up, it's not a debate app/website. It's for funny texts.
haha, i just fuckin reported this anti-semitic group!
Because of this thread and Twihards in general, I wish vampires existed. It's hilarious to think that they'd be watching Twilight and laughing at everyone just like me. Hell, they probably do exist but they're busy writing bad fanfic with pen names to take the above poster's money, haha.
Okay, I'll be first to agree that twilight is way overrated. But, I have read the books, and watched the movies. They are good, just because you don't like them don't classify everyone who likes them together. There's a difference between liking a book and being a hormonal teen who can't live their own life.
It's a good thought... I've had some why not thoughts while I forced myself to read these books. Some of the most poorly written literature I've ever read. And I just don't get the whole vampire thing.
Haha good question... but considering that the Cullens ARENT real, that might be why.... lol.
This is most fantastic of all.
OMG!!!! this is too fucking hilarious
all the Twilight books in the world need to be picked up, thrown in a pile, and burned.
Stop reading that horribly written crap and pick up something decent
They were vegetarians! duh!
edward and the cullens are not only fake they weren't around during the time of Hitler. thsi text message only took about 2 seconds of though to figure out.
this made me laugh so hard i cried!
LMAO. This was awesome.
Good point tho. To bad they weren't rly alive for that.
I bet this girl went to Midland Christian. Such a wierd ass school.
Epic. Fail. Everone who reads Twilight, GROW THE F!CK UP. Nobody really cares if you finished Eclipse. You just wasted a good 4 hours of your life reading that when you could have been trying to get a boyfriend or girlfriend. And yes, I am a grammar Nazi. The irony.
they were around during the time of hitler (obviously there not real but yeah)
4:59. I have read all the twilight books. I am married so I would prefer not to spend my spare time looking for a boyfriend. Everyone who reads those books are not necessarily a 14 y/o girl with no life. Some people just prefer different things than you and don't revolve there life around getting a boyfriend or girlfriend.
i love twilight thanks :)
Nazi's burned books. Are you a Nazi, boy?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SUCH A GOOD POINT! like what does edward do when bella gets her period