So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
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here's an idea
NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
Obviously someone cares if they decided to pick at the comment.
The Cullens maybe could have killed Hitler...if they were real people like Hitler was.
God. Twilight's a crappy series and movie that needs to DIAF.
I think more people like Twilight as a hole vs people that don't.... sorry
Clearly Twilight = not real.
The REAL question is, why didn't Dumbledore kill Hitler?
Because he was having a spat with his lover, Grindlewald.
Uhhhh so yeah this was mine. HAHA and in my defense I was heavily medicated.
I soooo wish i was a vampire would fuck me and bite MY neck! That would make me so special. Yeah, that and a slut.
OMG Soooo good. that's a really astute observation.
a long history of anti-semtistim in vampires
obvious troll is obvious.
haha, i just fuckin reported that anti-semitic group.
Okay, I'll be first to agree that twilight is way overrated. But, I have read the books, and watched the movies. They are good, just because you don't like them don't classify everyone who likes them together. There's a difference between liking a book and being a hormonal teen who can't live their own life.
tyler...i agree. twilight is for people who do not know how to read. end of story. pick up a real f-in book.
We only wish the Cullens existed!
AGREED. Twilight kills brain cells.
So, too comment the text...
That is something i could say, and i'm not ashamed of it :p
because hitler IS a vampire.
Because they wouldn't stand a chance. Hitler hated gays, if I recall correctly, and Edward is nothing but a "glampire".
Whoever posted this owes me a new keyboard.
^^^^^ AHAHAHAHAHA win.
Epic. Fail. Everone who reads Twilight, GROW THE F!CK UP. Nobody really cares if you finished Eclipse. You just wasted a good 4 hours of your life reading that when you could have been trying to get a boyfriend or girlfriend. And yes, I am a grammar Nazi. The irony.
See Valid question! I dont think he would be a vamp... just kill his ass and save the world a lot of trouble. The best part about this, is that it was like an hour long conversation... I have the best friends who put up with my ass :o)
all the Twilight books in the world need to be picked up, thrown in a pile, and burned.
Good point tho. To bad they weren't rly alive for that.
because you can't kill hitler...
THIS IS THE GREATEST EVER!
holy shit girl who posted the facebook link-->psychoo
and i've thought the same thing about twilight lol i think they could have made an exception in that case....
haha, i just fuckin reported this anti-semitic group!
It's a good thought... I've had some why not thoughts while I forced myself to read these books. Some of the most poorly written literature I've ever read. And I just don't get the whole vampire thing.
Because of this thread and Twihards in general, I wish vampires existed. It's hilarious to think that they'd be watching Twilight and laughing at everyone just like me. Hell, they probably do exist but they're busy writing bad fanfic with pen names to take the above poster's money, haha.
Haha good question... but considering that the Cullens ARENT real, that might be why.... lol.
This is most fantastic of all.
8:25 you mean the majority of little girls/unintelligent shallow young women love twilight because they're too stupid and lonely to enjoy real literature.
Stop reading that horribly written crap and pick up something decent
OMG!!!! this is too fucking hilarious
this made me laugh so hard i cried!
I bet this girl went to Midland Christian. Such a wierd ass school.
I would have gone on a Hitler moustache ride fo' sho'.
edward and the cullens are not only fake they weren't around during the time of Hitler. thsi text message only took about 2 seconds of though to figure out.
1:51, probably. MCS is for weird ass kidssss.
Oh, and everybody needs to shut up, it's not a debate app/website. It's for funny texts.
They were vegetarians! duh!
4:59. I have read all the twilight books. I am married so I would prefer not to spend my spare time looking for a boyfriend. Everyone who reads those books are not necessarily a 14 y/o girl with no life. Some people just prefer different things than you and don't revolve there life around getting a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Nazi's burned books. Are you a Nazi, boy?
they were around during the time of hitler (obviously there not real but yeah)
LMAO. This was awesome.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SUCH A GOOD POINT! like what does edward do when bella gets her period
i love twilight thanks :)