So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
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here's an idea
NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
Obviously someone cares if they decided to pick at the comment.
OMG Soooo good. that's a really astute observation.
AGREED. Twilight kills brain cells.
a long history of anti-semtistim in vampires
obvious troll is obvious.
The Cullens maybe could have killed Hitler...if they were real people like Hitler was.
God. Twilight's a crappy series and movie that needs to DIAF.
I think more people like Twilight as a hole vs people that don't.... sorry
because hitler IS a vampire.
Whoever posted this owes me a new keyboard.
I soooo wish i was a vampire would fuck me and bite MY neck! That would make me so special. Yeah, that and a slut.
Clearly Twilight = not real.
The REAL question is, why didn't Dumbledore kill Hitler?
Because he was having a spat with his lover, Grindlewald.
haha, i just fuckin reported that anti-semitic group.
So, too comment the text...
That is something i could say, and i'm not ashamed of it :p
Uhhhh so yeah this was mine. HAHA and in my defense I was heavily medicated.
We only wish the Cullens existed!
^^^^^ AHAHAHAHAHA win.
See Valid question! I dont think he would be a vamp... just kill his ass and save the world a lot of trouble. The best part about this, is that it was like an hour long conversation... I have the best friends who put up with my ass :o)
Haha good question... but considering that the Cullens ARENT real, that might be why.... lol.
haha, i just fuckin reported this anti-semitic group!
all the Twilight books in the world need to be picked up, thrown in a pile, and burned.
Because they wouldn't stand a chance. Hitler hated gays, if I recall correctly, and Edward is nothing but a "glampire".
THIS IS THE GREATEST EVER!
Okay, I'll be first to agree that twilight is way overrated. But, I have read the books, and watched the movies. They are good, just because you don't like them don't classify everyone who likes them together. There's a difference between liking a book and being a hormonal teen who can't live their own life.
tyler...i agree. twilight is for people who do not know how to read. end of story. pick up a real f-in book.
this made me laugh so hard i cried!
They were vegetarians! duh!
I would have gone on a Hitler moustache ride fo' sho'.
Epic. Fail. Everone who reads Twilight, GROW THE F!CK UP. Nobody really cares if you finished Eclipse. You just wasted a good 4 hours of your life reading that when you could have been trying to get a boyfriend or girlfriend. And yes, I am a grammar Nazi. The irony.
1:51, probably. MCS is for weird ass kidssss.
Oh, and everybody needs to shut up, it's not a debate app/website. It's for funny texts.
Because of this thread and Twihards in general, I wish vampires existed. It's hilarious to think that they'd be watching Twilight and laughing at everyone just like me. Hell, they probably do exist but they're busy writing bad fanfic with pen names to take the above poster's money, haha.
Stop reading that horribly written crap and pick up something decent
because you can't kill hitler...
It's a good thought... I've had some why not thoughts while I forced myself to read these books. Some of the most poorly written literature I've ever read. And I just don't get the whole vampire thing.
OMG!!!! this is too fucking hilarious
Good point tho. To bad they weren't rly alive for that.
8:25 you mean the majority of little girls/unintelligent shallow young women love twilight because they're too stupid and lonely to enjoy real literature.
holy shit girl who posted the facebook link-->psychoo
and i've thought the same thing about twilight lol i think they could have made an exception in that case....
edward and the cullens are not only fake they weren't around during the time of Hitler. thsi text message only took about 2 seconds of though to figure out.
LMAO. This was awesome.
This is most fantastic of all.
Nazi's burned books. Are you a Nazi, boy?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SUCH A GOOD POINT! like what does edward do when bella gets her period
4:59. I have read all the twilight books. I am married so I would prefer not to spend my spare time looking for a boyfriend. Everyone who reads those books are not necessarily a 14 y/o girl with no life. Some people just prefer different things than you and don't revolve there life around getting a boyfriend or girlfriend.
they were around during the time of hitler (obviously there not real but yeah)
I bet this girl went to Midland Christian. Such a wierd ass school.
i love twilight thanks :)