in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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11:31 Your dick could barely satisfy an asian hole.
@5:07 -- is each meat flap 9 inches or is each one 4.5 inches?
'Eenie weenie teenie weenie shriveled little short dick man don't want don't want'
on the other hand, a small dick is better for YOU when you do anal
2:41 pm - you are full of shit
Does anal sex help u shit better?
And your vagina is airport size. Definitely a problem.
This is funny... As long as it is not me.
Haha I said my bfs was pocket sized needless to say he wasn't happy
Who actually buys the tshirts?
the whole 2 vaginas thing. its true! haha, i have no life and just looked it up on google because i was seriopusly curious how that works out. lmao :D
My dick is so big that it has it's own dick and my dick's dick is still bigger than your dick
Having two vaginas has been medically documented. And there was a man famous last century for having two dicks AND three legs! Google the pictures, it's crazy.
This is great def. a line I'm gonna use
kinda cute. . if its true:)
My dick can satisfy a walrus
11:08(1): Sounds like someone's packing a tiny one ...
241 she was on the Tyra banks show. The 2 vaginas girl. So unless you live in britan somewhere stfu cause you don't know her and didn't have fun times with her. I especially would know this because I'm a lame ass and watch tyra
bahahahah! i love it
My dick can satisfy a black hole
you shouldve also thought of a better text....fucking lame man....
My dick can plug up a black hole.
Short dick can be cute...lol
haha oh my gosh. i love this.
meat flaps = bad. Big meat flaps = retch
ouch..... and grosss
My dick, bigger than a donkey's, ur dick, smaller than a honkey's
omg this has to be about my ex, dan
My dick can satisfy a blue whale
241 u r a fucking liar put her phone number on here or shut the fuck up
@1:10pm 2 Dicks would be nice and all... but I DO KNOW A GAL THAT HAS 2 VAGINAS! REALLY! Right past the opening to the right there's an opening and \ there's another opening to the left. She can have sex with either/both. GOOD TIMES! She says it's really FUN to go to a new GYN and see their faces!
your dick is probably microscopic. or you wouldnt have to try to convince unkown people of it.
walrus guy your funny:)
Can someone help me out with these 9 inches of meat that's hangin in between my legs
oh my god!! hahahahaha
call it like you see it, sister. If he ain't packing, let him know