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  • 11:31 Your dick could barely satisfy an asian hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:38am
  • And your vagina is airport size. Definitely a problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:47pm
  • 'Eenie weenie teenie weenie shriveled little short dick man don't want don't want'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:09pm
  • @5:07 -- is each meat flap 9 inches or is each one 4.5 inches?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:20pm
  • on the other hand, a small dick is better for YOU when you do anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Does anal sex help u shit better?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:53am
  • 2:41 pm - you are full of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:23pm
  • My dick is so big that it has it's own dick and my dick's dick is still bigger than your dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Who actually buys the tshirts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:08am
  • This is funny... As long as it is not me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:05am
  • Haha I said my bfs was pocket sized needless to say he wasn't happy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:08pm
  • bahahahah! i love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Having two vaginas has been medically documented. And there was a man famous last century for having two dicks AND three legs! Google the pictures, it's crazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:20am
  • the whole 2 vaginas thing. its true! haha, i have no life and just looked it up on google because i was seriopusly curious how that works out. lmao :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:31pm
  • 241 she was on the Tyra banks show. The 2 vaginas girl. So unless you live in britan somewhere stfu cause you don't know her and didn't have fun times with her. I especially would know this because I'm a lame ass and watch tyra

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:48pm
  • My dick can satisfy a walrus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:16am
  • kinda cute. . if its true:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:09am
  • My dick can satisfy a black hole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:31am
  • you shouldve also thought of a better text....fucking lame man....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:08am
  • 11:08(1): Sounds like someone's packing a tiny one ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:09am
  • This is great def. a line I'm gonna use

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:14am
  • haha oh my gosh. i love this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Short dick can be cute...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:49am
  • My dick can plug up a black hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:06pm
  • meat flaps = bad. Big meat flaps = retch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:48pm
  • My dick, bigger than a donkey's, ur dick, smaller than a honkey's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:01pm
  • ouch..... and grosss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:51pm
  • omg this has to be about my ex, dan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:58pm
  • My dick can satisfy a blue whale

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:10am
  • @1:10pm 2 Dicks would be nice and all... but I DO KNOW A GAL THAT HAS 2 VAGINAS! REALLY! Right past the opening to the right there's an opening and \ there's another opening to the left. She can have sex with either/both. GOOD TIMES! She says it's really FUN to go to a new GYN and see their faces!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:41pm
  • your dick is probably microscopic. or you wouldnt have to try to convince unkown people of it. walrus guy your funny:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:18am
  • 241 u r a fucking liar put her phone number on here or shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Can someone help me out with these 9 inches of meat that's hangin in between my legs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:07pm
  • call it like you see it, sister. If he ain't packing, let him know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:48pm
  • oh my god!! hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:15am