in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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11:31 Your dick could barely satisfy an asian hole.
And your vagina is airport size. Definitely a problem.
'Eenie weenie teenie weenie shriveled little short dick man don't want don't want'
on the other hand, a small dick is better for YOU when you do anal
@5:07 -- is each meat flap 9 inches or is each one 4.5 inches?
Does anal sex help u shit better?
2:41 pm - you are full of shit
Haha I said my bfs was pocket sized needless to say he wasn't happy
This is funny... As long as it is not me.
My dick is so big that it has it's own dick and my dick's dick is still bigger than your dick
the whole 2 vaginas thing. its true! haha, i have no life and just looked it up on google because i was seriopusly curious how that works out. lmao :D
241 she was on the Tyra banks show. The 2 vaginas girl. So unless you live in britan somewhere stfu cause you don't know her and didn't have fun times with her. I especially would know this because I'm a lame ass and watch tyra
Who actually buys the tshirts?
My dick can satisfy a black hole
kinda cute. . if its true:)
This is great def. a line I'm gonna use
Having two vaginas has been medically documented. And there was a man famous last century for having two dicks AND three legs! Google the pictures, it's crazy.
you shouldve also thought of a better text....fucking lame man....
bahahahah! i love it
11:08(1): Sounds like someone's packing a tiny one ...
My dick, bigger than a donkey's, ur dick, smaller than a honkey's
Short dick can be cute...lol
My dick can satisfy a walrus
haha oh my gosh. i love this.
meat flaps = bad. Big meat flaps = retch
ouch..... and grosss
omg this has to be about my ex, dan
My dick can plug up a black hole.
My dick can satisfy a blue whale
Can someone help me out with these 9 inches of meat that's hangin in between my legs
@1:10pm 2 Dicks would be nice and all... but I DO KNOW A GAL THAT HAS 2 VAGINAS! REALLY! Right past the opening to the right there's an opening and \ there's another opening to the left. She can have sex with either/both. GOOD TIMES! She says it's really FUN to go to a new GYN and see their faces!
your dick is probably microscopic. or you wouldnt have to try to convince unkown people of it.
walrus guy your funny:)
241 u r a fucking liar put her phone number on here or shut the fuck up
oh my god!! hahahahaha
call it like you see it, sister. If he ain't packing, let him know