in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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11:31 Your dick could barely satisfy an asian hole.
@5:07 -- is each meat flap 9 inches or is each one 4.5 inches?
'Eenie weenie teenie weenie shriveled little short dick man don't want don't want'
And your vagina is airport size. Definitely a problem.
on the other hand, a small dick is better for YOU when you do anal
2:41 pm - you are full of shit
Does anal sex help u shit better?
This is funny... As long as it is not me.
Haha I said my bfs was pocket sized needless to say he wasn't happy
Who actually buys the tshirts?
My dick is so big that it has it's own dick and my dick's dick is still bigger than your dick
the whole 2 vaginas thing. its true! haha, i have no life and just looked it up on google because i was seriopusly curious how that works out. lmao :D
Having two vaginas has been medically documented. And there was a man famous last century for having two dicks AND three legs! Google the pictures, it's crazy.
My dick can satisfy a walrus
My dick can satisfy a black hole
kinda cute. . if its true:)
bahahahah! i love it
This is great def. a line I'm gonna use
241 she was on the Tyra banks show. The 2 vaginas girl. So unless you live in britan somewhere stfu cause you don't know her and didn't have fun times with her. I especially would know this because I'm a lame ass and watch tyra
11:08(1): Sounds like someone's packing a tiny one ...
you shouldve also thought of a better text....fucking lame man....
Short dick can be cute...lol
My dick can plug up a black hole.
haha oh my gosh. i love this.
meat flaps = bad. Big meat flaps = retch
My dick, bigger than a donkey's, ur dick, smaller than a honkey's
ouch..... and grosss
omg this has to be about my ex, dan
My dick can satisfy a blue whale
@1:10pm 2 Dicks would be nice and all... but I DO KNOW A GAL THAT HAS 2 VAGINAS! REALLY! Right past the opening to the right there's an opening and \ there's another opening to the left. She can have sex with either/both. GOOD TIMES! She says it's really FUN to go to a new GYN and see their faces!
your dick is probably microscopic. or you wouldnt have to try to convince unkown people of it.
walrus guy your funny:)
241 u r a fucking liar put her phone number on here or shut the fuck up
call it like you see it, sister. If he ain't packing, let him know
Can someone help me out with these 9 inches of meat that's hangin in between my legs
oh my god!! hahahahaha