I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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I'd say some condoms would have been a better investment
Naaa, it cost so much cause she's not old enough to buy it legally. What's worse than needing plan B? Needing plan B when you're only 15
I'm glad u got plan B so more stupid people like you who think their funny won't keep wasting space
Everyone needs to stop being so judgemental, condoms break not everyone that takes plan B had unprotected sex the point of plan B is when your prginal form of contraception fails.
12:09 is correct. Could have saved some money that way, and your snatch wouldn't itch either.
aaaaand you're a giant whore
Ah yes, west Michigan, lucky guy had some free fun last night!
With FamilyPact, Plan B is free.
Idiots.. Go to Europe and unprotected sex at a strangers are just something you do.. And with it there is the morning after pill.. Even though abortion is safe and free..
(616): I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on a Hooker. I don't think that's what my Priest had mind when he said "spend it on a child", but hey, it was a good blowjob considering the bad ones I gave last night.
$32....wow ur christmas sucked
Actually, 3:21, the pill and Plan B are available on sliding scale payments. You're probably just broke and worthless.
Honestly u asses it's not homicide if there
is no Brain or heart activity plan B is used for the first 2 weeks or so u fucking assholes stop judging people and go read the part of the bible about not judging others and shit...suck on that u religious ass hole son of a bitches
I did this just sayin
Find a guy like me.... Fixed! I can blow mud all in you, and no worries!
uhh plan b doesn't cost that much
BARACK OBAMA CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Major whore, plus you're poor. Talk about two unforgivable grievances
You did spend it wisely. We don't need anymore babies, let alone unplanned and presumably unwanted ones.
*hell (iPhone hasn't given up on trying to clean up my language.)
Shit happens. Save the judgement. And plan B is fifty bucks. Thats a pretty decent chunk of change. Fucking up once doesn't make her a whore.
they should have given you an instant death pill cos you're a useless dumb cunt.
here is the number and address to your local planned parenthood... the pill and plan b is free and so is testing... all out of love :]
let him cumm all up your you pussy!!
creampies are the best!!!
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
People on here are so fucking stupid don't read this stuff if you're going to get pissed it's all meant to be funny
Get over calling people whores. It is funny as he'll that SOME (not all, dipshits) of her Christmas money went to Plan B. It's ironic and funny and she admitted she did something dumb. Let it be.
So sick of these Plan B texts. Get on birth control, you fucking whores.
Cream Pies all around!
No worries...have the kid.
There's always welfare and honest working people willing to flip the bill for your bastard children....
Your mother should have taken it!
Should have had him travel the Hershey Highway. Troubles would be over.
@2:51....So that's why Europe is rampant with STD infested morons? Wow! I can't wait to get AIDS in France and feel cultured!
Lol 1:24. "homocide", gfg tard.
5:29 sex with HIV isn't any fun either.
The best part of you ended up as a stain on your parents mattress.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PLAN B BUY YOU!!!
Oh I'd say that's money well spent! Fun night then saving yourself from an unwanted pregnancy, definitely money spent wisely!!
Who the fuck cares u cunt
you suck at life. it's only like $30.
if you have to be a whore and can't use birth control, start takling it up the ass. Can't fertilize a turd
Obama is a bitch agreed 1229
Seriously its not being "judgmental" people need to be smart. HIV rates are really high amongst young women, and for the person that said sometimes birth control fails, the op didn't say the condom broke, she said "considering the bad life choices I made last night".
People need to be smart about their own sexual health, and SO many are not.
save money buy illegal substances ;)
Look at all these people trying to defend them selves saying ther not whores. And you know
It's bull shit wher a love glove, don't be silly wrap your willy
haha too bad the HIV can't be "bought off"
If a woman asks you to cock her, than you cock her dammit!!
Fuck all of ya'll ppl u guys act like u have never fucked up wow go to hell
FUCK THE NARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe you should mix in some penicillin with that purchase.
Although I don't find most of the Plan B texts funny, at least people are smart enough to get it after being dumb enough to need it.
"anyone with two ears better listen."
You must not have gotten too much money for Christmas because Plan B doesn't cost THAT much. I mean...it costs, but it's not a huge chunk of change.
Honestly, tfln, I'm fucking over these plan b texts. Maybe it's because my one experience with the morning after pill at age 15 wasn't funny (perhaps in retrospect- I dis vomit like Linda Blair) but how many different stories can we have? Protect yourself people! After a while it's not so cute
You're retarded. Plan B is like $20-30, tops.
talk about people freaking THE FUCK out.
Save your bday cash for STD treatment you stupid whore
If a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!
5.11 - I have managed to get through a lot and so have many of my friends without getting any STD's and don't plann on getting any.. We are not whores, just players, and btw. Were not french:P
I need Magnum XL's
And those even cut off the circulation to my Wiener....
yes, 12:21, fuck them. you would. loser
I cast my vote to 519. She saiys herself it was a bad life choice. Plural at that... I personally don't feel it's going to far to call her a whore.
sounds like wise spending to me OP, not buying Plan B would've been the mistake.
what the fuck 1229?
It happens to everyone lol...... More than once :)
tfln wouldn't let me post it... google it
you f'ing skank! Ever hear of a condom or one of the other 14 types of birth control?
you all suck ass. just saying