dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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