Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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