Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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