It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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