i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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