you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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You missed the end of the search, 'yo be a sexual partber'
Fuck the tfln staff for this bullshit
any text that includes a phrasing of "i'd say you were wasted" is fake. there's at least one on here a day in this format.
Who cares if it's fake you prima Donna bitches!?? Go to TWI then you assclowns! WAY BETTER
No, he means prima donna (first lady in Italian).
these are getting SO old and weren't even funny in the first place...
"you/I were/was so high/drunk that you/I googled _______(insert absurd and "funny" thing to google here)_________"
Wow there are some pretty hardcore texts from last nights people on here!
As opposed to "I want to buy a dead ostrich"
Omgomg I've done this tooooo !yay!
Don't you mean pre-Madonna
I would do this sober
i've done that when i wasn't drunk.. lol