you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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You missed the end of the search, 'yo be a sexual partber'
Fuck the tfln staff for this bullshit
Who cares if it's fake you prima Donna bitches!?? Go to TWI then you assclowns! WAY BETTER
any text that includes a phrasing of "i'd say you were wasted" is fake. there's at least one on here a day in this format.
No, he means prima donna (first lady in Italian).
these are getting SO old and weren't even funny in the first place...
"you/I were/was so high/drunk that you/I googled _______(insert absurd and "funny" thing to google here)_________"
Wow there are some pretty hardcore texts from last nights people on here!
As opposed to "I want to buy a dead ostrich"
Omgomg I've done this tooooo !yay!
Don't you mean pre-Madonna
I would do this sober
i've done that when i wasn't drunk.. lol