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  you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.

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• You missed the end of the search, 'yo be a sexual partber'

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:47am

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• Fuck the tfln staff for this bullshit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:02pm

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• Who cares if it's fake you prima Donna bitches!?? Go to TWI then you assclowns! WAY BETTER

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:51am

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• these are getting SO old and weren't even funny in the first place... "you/I were/was so high/drunk that you/I googled _______(insert absurd and "funny" thing to google here)_________" lame.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:06pm

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• any text that includes a phrasing of "i'd say you were wasted" is fake. there's at least one on here a day in this format.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:07pm

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• No, he means prima donna (first lady in Italian).

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:14am

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• Wow there are some pretty hardcore texts from last nights people on here!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:45pm

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• As opposed to "I want to buy a dead ostrich"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:26pm

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• Omgomg I've done this tooooo !yay!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:42pm

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• Don't you mean pre-Madonna

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:02am

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• i've done that when i wasn't drunk.. lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:33pm

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• I would do this sober

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:50pm

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