DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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