Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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