I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
