Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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