yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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