If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
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job jobs, or BLOWJOBS??
way to represent the 207 :)
i love this comment and i'm going to fucking use it all the time.
PS IM A FUCKING GIRL
and i'm a pimp
so fuck all you boyz who think you're all high and mighty because you get lots of ass, I GET MORE ASS THEN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF
lol im from maine too. presque isle. =]
and if i had a resume' for sex too id have a job in a second. hahaha...
its just how we maine girls are, i mean, its not like theres anything else up here to do. haaa.
So how are property prices in Maine?
Cause I suddenly decided I'm moving there!
Well guys who sleep around are pimps but girls who sleep around are sluts?
Double standards don't you think?
can i have the remaining 7 digits of that phone number please?
honestly. really. i'm from maine.
Ha ha I had the same thought the other day.
PS: Yay for double standards!
i actually said "sexume".
i think thats more clever.
i am the author of this wonderful drunken text. yeah!
Presque Isle girl...
must be Charity.
she will fuck anything.
I think i might have sent this, if not something very close, while stoned. Hmmm.... yep that's Maine: get fucked up and fuck.
The best part about me having a sex resume would be all the great references I'd have on there.