If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
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job jobs, or BLOWJOBS??
way to represent the 207 :)
i love this comment and i'm going to fucking use it all the time.
PS IM A FUCKING GIRL
and i'm a pimp
so fuck all you boyz who think you're all high and mighty because you get lots of ass, I GET MORE ASS THEN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF
Well guys who sleep around are pimps but girls who sleep around are sluts?
Double standards don't you think?
So how are property prices in Maine?
Cause I suddenly decided I'm moving there!
lol im from maine too. presque isle. =]
and if i had a resume' for sex too id have a job in a second. hahaha...
its just how we maine girls are, i mean, its not like theres anything else up here to do. haaa.
can i have the remaining 7 digits of that phone number please?
honestly. really. i'm from maine.
Ha ha I had the same thought the other day.
PS: Yay for double standards!
i actually said "sexume".
i think thats more clever.
i am the author of this wonderful drunken text. yeah!
Presque Isle girl...
must be Charity.
she will fuck anything.
I think i might have sent this, if not something very close, while stoned. Hmmm.... yep that's Maine: get fucked up and fuck.
The best part about me having a sex resume would be all the great references I'd have on there.