If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
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probably something like "Guys from Minnesota suck"
Bahahahahahaha favorite
fuck penis; give me a huge bulldyke
If it's busy enough to have twitter it should say wash me more!
I'm busy, please come in rear...
"Get this slut away from me!"
Maximum capacity: 2 in front, 1 in rear.
HA HA HA HA . Just brilliant.
Today i will fuck 20
HAHAHAHAH pretty sure it would say... Pound It, Fuck me, I want it now
LMAO @ check for viruses
@vagina Do you smell that?
More allowed in on a rotating basis.
Tweet tweet, I'm a twat!!
Change my name to twotter please
must be this tall to ride
shouldn't my name be clitter?
I have a Harry Twotter
my other car is an asshole
liquor in the front, poker in the back
"Private Hire Available"
Mmppjhffgguhhmnffrrpphhuurggmm (sound of vagina trying to speak, only it's vagina keeps getting in the way)
(1000 Serviced) Closed for repairs.
slippery when wet :p
lulz... vagina monologues, the sequel.
Eat me! ((Entourage Quote))
@TFLN OMG I'm the worst.
Got sooo hammered last night
Lick first to moisten
Brilliant!
New business hours M-Sat 8:00 a.m. till 11:59 p.m. Closed on Sundays!
Not this dick again...
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