If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
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I'm busy, please come in rear...
If it's busy enough to have twitter it should say wash me more!
fuck penis; give me a huge bulldyke
Tweet tweet, I'm a twat!!
Today i will fuck 20
Maximum capacity: 2 in front, 1 in rear.
"Get this slut away from me!"
probably something like "Guys from Minnesota suck"
@vagina Do you smell that?
slippery when wet :p
LMAO @ check for viruses
must be this tall to ride
Change my name to twotter please
Mmppjhffgguhhmnffrrpphhuurggmm (sound of vagina trying to speak, only it's vagina keeps getting in the way)
HAHAHAHAH pretty sure it would say... Pound It, Fuck me, I want it now
Closed for repairs.
HA HA HA HA . Just brilliant.
More allowed in on a rotating basis.
Eat me! ((Entourage Quote))
my other car is an asshole
shouldn't my name be clitter?
I have a Harry Twotter
liquor in the front, poker in the back
Lick first to moisten
Got sooo hammered last night
@TFLN OMG I'm the worst.
"Private Hire Available"
lulz... vagina monologues, the sequel.
New business hours M-Sat 8:00 a.m. till 11:59 p.m. Closed on Sundays!
Not this dick again...