If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
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I'm busy, please come in rear...
If it's busy enough to have twitter it should say wash me more!
fuck penis; give me a huge bulldyke
Maximum capacity: 2 in front, 1 in rear.
Today i will fuck 20
Tweet tweet, I'm a twat!!
probably something like "Guys from Minnesota suck"
"Get this slut away from me!"
HAHAHAHAH pretty sure it would say... Pound It, Fuck me, I want it now
@vagina Do you smell that?
LMAO @ check for viruses
must be this tall to ride
HA HA HA HA . Just brilliant.
slippery when wet :p
Change my name to twotter please
Closed for repairs.
shouldn't my name be clitter?
More allowed in on a rotating basis.
Mmppjhffgguhhmnffrrpphhuurggmm (sound of vagina trying to speak, only it's vagina keeps getting in the way)
I have a Harry Twotter
my other car is an asshole
liquor in the front, poker in the back
Eat me! ((Entourage Quote))
@TFLN OMG I'm the worst.
lulz... vagina monologues, the sequel.
Lick first to moisten
"Private Hire Available"
Got sooo hammered last night
New business hours M-Sat 8:00 a.m. till 11:59 p.m. Closed on Sundays!
Not this dick again...