i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
