You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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I know who said this GDS!!
I go into my roommate's room all the time at 3am and we have sex. We're both guys btw
I just ate myself out.
Upright Citizen's Brigade?
Oh Joy! ANOTHER "you were so drunk you did this, but conveniently I decided to text you about how drunk you were!" post. At least mix it up.
Oh, I get it! It's funny because the OP was NOT. a good student because he was heavily intoxicated!
I'D A LARGE HOT CHOCOLATE AND PLEASE HOLD THE WHIPPED CREAM, MUCH APPRECIATED AS I HAVE BEEN WATCHING MY FIGURE AS THE HOLIDAY SEASON APPROACHES
Is it lil wayne? Because it's horrendous
Jeff fails for nor getting this at all
Oh, I get it! This is funny because even though the person is drunk, they care about getting their homework done!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Charles Rutherford will teach u two words in Spanish "puta perra"! Means you!
I'd hope so...it's just ridiculous
Must have been the tequila...
if i had been the one that had been drunk i wouldve said shit lets get hookers, not lets do homework. FAIL
IF KANYE SNATCHED THE MICROPHONE, IS TAYLOR REALLY SWIFT?!
LOL, really? Spanish homework? Well hell, how about my french homework??
Nope it's Mickey Avalon. The songs called my
3:42 he's quoting lines in a song...
Oh I get it! Shit no I don't!
Whoawhoawhoa Jeff was WRONG..mustve been a fake one
'' puta perra''. You
3:06, the actual fail I'd say would be the jackass who thinks his dick rhymes are top fucking notch when in fact they're quite horrid. Hey, there's a dick rhyme for you! Something like my rhymes ain't sick when they all involve dick
just hold the spanish book. look how small it makes your hands look.
WHAT I MEANT WAS THAT I WOULD LIKE A DELICIOUS WARM CHOCOLATEY BEVERAGE. LIKE I SAID I WOULD APPRECIATE A LOW CALORIE VERSION OF THE DRINK AS THE FOOD FILLED HOLIDAY SEASON APPROACHES
Really?? There's a rapper called Mickey Avalon? Real gangsta