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  • 87 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:09pm

    I go into my roommate's room all the time at 3am and we have sex. We're both guys btw

  • 87 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:40pm

    Upright Citizen's Brigade?

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:17pm

    I know who said this GDS!!

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:08am

    Oh Joy! ANOTHER "you were so drunk you did this, but conveniently I decided to text you about how drunk you were!" post. At least mix it up.

  • 86 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:03am

    I'D A LARGE HOT CHOCOLATE AND PLEASE HOLD THE WHIPPED CREAM, MUCH APPRECIATED AS I HAVE BEEN WATCHING MY FIGURE AS THE HOLIDAY SEASON APPROACHES

  • 84 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:06pm

    if i had been the one that had been drunk i wouldve said shit lets get hookers, not lets do homework. FAIL

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:02pm

    Oh, I get it! This is funny because even though the person is drunk, they care about getting their homework done! -Jeff

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:00pm

    I just ate myself out. -Taylor Swift

  • 79 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:47pm

    Charles Rutherford will teach u two words in Spanish "puta perra"! Means you!

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:27pm

    Jeff fails for nor getting this at all

  • 79 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:32pm

    Must have been the tequila...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:06pm

    Oh, I get it! It's funny because the OP was NOT. a good student because he was heavily intoxicated! -Jeff

  • 83 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:13pm

    Whoawhoawhoa Jeff was WRONG..mustve been a fake one

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:18pm

    I'd hope so...it's just ridiculous

  • 76 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:10pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:43pm

    Nope it's Mickey Avalon. The songs called my Dick

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:42pm

    3:06, the actual fail I'd say would be the jackass who thinks his dick rhymes are top fucking notch when in fact they're quite horrid. Hey, there's a dick rhyme for you! Something like my rhymes ain't sick when they all involve dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:34pm

    '' puta perra''. You

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:19pm

    Is it lil wayne? Because it's horrendous

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:23pm

    just hold the spanish book. look how small it makes your hands look.

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:20pm

    LOL, really? Spanish homework? Well hell, how about my french homework?? =]

  • 73 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:17pm

    Oh I get it! Shit no I don't! -Jeff

  • 71 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:05am

    WHAT I MEANT WAS THAT I WOULD LIKE A DELICIOUS WARM CHOCOLATEY BEVERAGE. LIKE I SAID I WOULD APPRECIATE A LOW CALORIE VERSION OF THE DRINK AS THE FOOD FILLED HOLIDAY SEASON APPROACHES

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:19pm

    IF KANYE SNATCHED THE MICROPHONE, IS TAYLOR REALLY SWIFT?!

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:17pm

    3:42 he's quoting lines in a song...

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:51pm

    Really?? There's a rapper called Mickey Avalon? Real gangsta