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  • I know who said this GDS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:17pm
  • I go into my roommate's room all the time at 3am and we have sex. We're both guys btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:09pm
  • I just ate myself out. -Taylor Swift

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:00pm
  • Upright Citizen's Brigade?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Oh, I get it! It's funny because the OP was NOT. a good student because he was heavily intoxicated! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:06pm
  • I'D A LARGE HOT CHOCOLATE AND PLEASE HOLD THE WHIPPED CREAM, MUCH APPRECIATED AS I HAVE BEEN WATCHING MY FIGURE AS THE HOLIDAY SEASON APPROACHES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:03am
  • Oh Joy! ANOTHER "you were so drunk you did this, but conveniently I decided to text you about how drunk you were!" post. At least mix it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:08am
  • Is it lil wayne? Because it's horrendous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Jeff fails for nor getting this at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:27pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Oh, I get it! This is funny because even though the person is drunk, they care about getting their homework done! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Charles Rutherford will teach u two words in Spanish "puta perra"! Means you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Must have been the tequila...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:32pm
  • I'd hope so...it's just ridiculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:18pm
  • if i had been the one that had been drunk i wouldve said shit lets get hookers, not lets do homework. FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:06pm
  • IF KANYE SNATCHED THE MICROPHONE, IS TAYLOR REALLY SWIFT?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:19pm
  • 3:06, the actual fail I'd say would be the jackass who thinks his dick rhymes are top fucking notch when in fact they're quite horrid. Hey, there's a dick rhyme for you! Something like my rhymes ain't sick when they all involve dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:42pm
  • LOL, really? Spanish homework? Well hell, how about my french homework?? =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Oh I get it! Shit no I don't! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Nope it's Mickey Avalon. The songs called my Dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:43pm
  • 3:42 he's quoting lines in a song...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Whoawhoawhoa Jeff was WRONG..mustve been a fake one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:13pm
  • '' puta perra''. You

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:34pm
  • just hold the spanish book. look how small it makes your hands look.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:23pm
  • WHAT I MEANT WAS THAT I WOULD LIKE A DELICIOUS WARM CHOCOLATEY BEVERAGE. LIKE I SAID I WOULD APPRECIATE A LOW CALORIE VERSION OF THE DRINK AS THE FOOD FILLED HOLIDAY SEASON APPROACHES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:05am
  • Really?? There's a rapper called Mickey Avalon? Real gangsta

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:51pm