Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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