Well apparently he's into motor boating.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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