if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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