Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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