The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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