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  • Judging by the mileage accuracy your awkwardness was not helped by carrying around a pedometer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I'm guessing you look even more awkward doing that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:32pm
  • hahahahha!!! THAT IS FUCKING hilarious! looove it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:36pm
  • that's really productive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:27pm
  • I've done that. Bonus: at the end of the night you can find a drunk lady to continue the workout with. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:59pm
  • ^^ then your doctor decided to put you on some anti-psychotics and he disappeared....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:31pm
  • one time, at band camp...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Pretty sure my favorite workout is still sex. But if you can't get that, I guess your idea is better than nothing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:23pm
  • THIS IS MY LIFE, sadly. You're so not alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:29pm
  • I got a better idea. Stop being a fucking CHODE! Don't think, just first step into a party introduce yourself and chat up the first chick/group you see, and then move on to the next.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:37pm
  • 2:40, I hope you don't betray his confidence this way among people who actually know him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:45pm
  • haha 2:37. some people just arent good socially. my friend had a pretty bad upbringing consistening of being neglected and abandoned to his grandparents and hes bipolar and he cant help but me socially awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Oh my god. That was my plan for tonight. This really hits home. I ended up not even going instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:31pm
  • hey 2:37, some phones have pedometer's IN them..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:19am
  • Yeah there's something else you could try it's called actually working out and dropping a few pounds so people will actually talk to you

    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 8, 12 at 11:41pm
  • hey 7:42. just so you know, no its not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:07pm
  • You my man, You are the Champ!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:05am
  • Dude. Seriously. Just go home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:25pm
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