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  • 94 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:37pm

    Judging by the mileage accuracy your awkwardness was not helped by carrying around a pedometer!

  • 86 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:32pm

    I'm guessing you look even more awkward doing that.

  • 83 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:59pm

    I've done that. Bonus: at the end of the night you can find a drunk lady to continue the workout with. :)

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:36pm

    hahahahha!!! THAT IS FUCKING hilarious! looove it!

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:27pm

    that's really productive.

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:31pm

    ^^ then your doctor decided to put you on some anti-psychotics and he disappeared....

  • 77 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:28pm

    Pretty sure my favorite workout is still sex. But if you can't get that, I guess your idea is better than nothing.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:25pm

    one time, at band camp...

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:29pm

    THIS IS MY LIFE, sadly. You're so not alone.

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:40pm

    haha 2:37. some people just arent good socially. my friend had a pretty bad upbringing consistening of being neglected and abandoned to his grandparents and hes bipolar and he cant help but me socially awkward.

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:37pm

    I got a better idea. Stop being a fucking CHODE! Don't think, just first step into a party introduce yourself and chat up the first chick/group you see, and then move on to the next.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:31pm

    Oh my god. That was my plan for tonight. This really hits home. I ended up not even going instead.

  • 39 33
    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 8, 12 at 11:41pm

    Yeah there's something else you could try it's called actually working out and dropping a few pounds so people will actually talk to you

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:05am

    You my man, You are the Champ!

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:23pm

    Nice

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:45pm

    2:40, I hope you don't betray his confidence this way among people who actually know him.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:25pm

    Dude. Seriously. Just go home.

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:19am

    hey 2:37, some phones have pedometer's IN them..

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:07pm

    hey 7:42. just so you know, no its not.