I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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Judging by the mileage accuracy your awkwardness was not helped by carrying around a pedometer!
that's really productive.
hahahahha!!! THAT IS FUCKING hilarious! looove it!
I'm guessing you look even more awkward doing that.
^^ then your doctor decided to put you on some anti-psychotics and he disappeared....
I've done that.
Bonus: at the end of the night you can find a drunk lady to continue the workout with. :)
one time, at band camp...
Pretty sure my favorite workout is still sex. But if you can't get that, I guess your idea is better than nothing.
Oh my god. That was my plan for tonight. This really hits home. I ended up not even going instead.
THIS IS MY LIFE, sadly. You're so not alone.
I got a better idea. Stop being a fucking CHODE! Don't think, just first step into a party introduce yourself and chat up the first chick/group you see, and then move on to the next.
2:40, I hope you don't betray his confidence this way among people who actually know him.
haha 2:37. some people just arent good socially. my friend had a pretty bad upbringing consistening of being neglected and abandoned to his grandparents and hes bipolar and he cant help but me socially awkward.
Yeah there's something else you could try it's called actually working out and dropping a few pounds so people will actually talk to you
hey 2:37, some phones have pedometer's IN them..
hey 7:42. just so you know, no its not.
You my man, You are the Champ!
Dude. Seriously. Just go home.