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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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