Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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