fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
