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  • I want to marry whoever sent this text message.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:14pm
  • I abhor superfluous grandiloquence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 8:44am
  • Whoever texted this, sounds like a pretentious dipshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 4:55am
  • I sent this, and I'm a pretentious dipshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 9:04pm
  • I think this person sat in the same row as me and wrote me a poem on an airplane.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:24am
  • 920 runs from green bay, to sheyboygan, to fondulac.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 12:08pm
  • thats appleton wisconsin, ladies and gentlemen. probably a lawrence university student.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 10:41pm
  • 920 goes down to Sheboygan county as well...that would make more sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 11:19pm
  • I text like that when I'm drunk- not so much when I'm sober, though. I think it's the whole 'if I sound sober, then they won't know I'm drunk' thing- only on a much more eloquent and better-spelled scale...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:37pm
  • people in sheboygan dont use the word FORLORN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:09pm
  • this is brilliant. i'm in love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 1:24am
  • there IS someone out there who thinks like me! alas, I bet you're female... le sigh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 5:35pm
  • what a well spoken individual for being drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 2:21pm
  • lol i think i sent that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 4:23pm
  • No one texts like that while drunk! And if you do then clearly you are not drunk enough!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:38pm
  • Drunk people tend to feel like they're being smart by using a large vocab. Hell, most ORDINARY people feel superior just by rearranging their words. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 7:31pm
  • 920 is also down to fond du lac bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Im just saying...manitowoc anybody? thats where they keep it classy, also possibly where they believe forlorn is a big word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:00am
  • 920 is door county too

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:09am
  • I absolutely adore this person. We're the same people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:31pm
  • I think this person sat in the same row as me and wrote me a poem on an airplane..... May 1, 2009 5:24AM .... Evvie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:09pm
  • 920 is also Manitowoc, WI dipshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:41pm