I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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