period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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