I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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Just grab a baby wipe, it'll come right out.
You didn't BATHE before going to work?!?!
Wtf?? Sex it up the night before as much as you want, but fucking shower afterwards!! Sheesh...
You do know where babies come from, right?
... As she tells the baby, the best part of your sister ran down my leg
Just because you care for children doesn't mean you're expected to not have a sex life, but jeez, how about a shower in between?
What you wanna do with your free time is your business but if you're going to be around children be decent and clean yourself up.
Are they your children?