My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
