U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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I prefer bareback with my cactus.
Best message ever
smart of you to always use protection
If you're going to shave it - keep it shaved. Even drunks avoid stubble burn.
At least your a smart drunk.
This sounds like a euphemism... for the life of me though, I can't come up with one worthy of how funny it sounds...
Oh Indiana how I miss thee and the folks from there.
Story of my life..
you may wanna get your junk checked if it looks like a cactus
Only in midwest Indiana will someone hug a cactus....
Well at least you took precautions.
Lay off the payotee bro