She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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you did the right thing.
Good call. You've got good reflexes.
Ugh I hate how those damn Twilight books have ruined this generation. It's disgusting. Way to go in getting out of that! I hate how girls think they can't find a good guy so they have to resort to "sparkling vampires"
Never wanted to punch a girl in the face...til those movies came out..
Grow some balls and tell her to her face that you aren't down with sparkly dudes.
This made my day.
You should have told her youre a shiny vampire... She probably would have done anal...
This is one situation where oral is strongly preferred over vaginal. If you've got your dick in her mouth, she can't blather about that shit.
You missed out. I bet she had some vampire fetish with biting peoples necks. Hot.
Smooth move! I can picture the scenerio...
1) this is awesome. 2) and quitar_boy you should know by now you don't ask for anal
Ugh good call. Poorly written shit...who names their main character beautiful swan anyway?
I would never talk about twilight with a guy. Who the fuck is dumb enough to do that. And if you all hate twilight.. Why do you know vampires sparkle?
You must be on Team Tool.....
Fuck that donkeyd, this was the proper diplomatic solution.
good call dude... i'm a chick and even i think they're the worst books ever written/ movies ever made.