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  • you did the right thing.

    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 8, 10 at 10:43am
  • Good call. You've got good reflexes.

    Submitted by murdermeharry on Jun 8, 10 at 11:28am
  • Ugh I hate how those damn Twilight books have ruined this generation. It's disgusting. Way to go in getting out of that! I hate how girls think they can't find a good guy so they have to resort to "sparkling vampires"

    Submitted by taytay67 on Jun 9, 10 at 5:50am
  • Never wanted to punch a girl in the face...til those movies came out..

    Submitted by Splyt on Jun 8, 10 at 12:36pm
  • Grow some balls and tell her to her face that you aren't down with sparkly dudes.

    Submitted by donkeydong on Jun 8, 10 at 11:02am
  • This made my day.

    Submitted by TaylorSailor on Jun 8, 10 at 11:08am
  • You should have told her youre a shiny vampire... She probably would have done anal...

    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 8, 10 at 11:31am
  • This is one situation where oral is strongly preferred over vaginal. If you've got your dick in her mouth, she can't blather about that shit.

    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 9, 10 at 5:28pm
  • You missed out. I bet she had some vampire fetish with biting peoples necks. Hot.

    Submitted by dannnyy on Jun 8, 10 at 10:41pm
  • Smooth move! I can picture the scenerio...

    Submitted by 1949 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:03am
  • 1) this is awesome. 2) and quitar_boy you should know by now you don't ask for anal

    Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on Jun 10, 10 at 10:05am
  • Ugh good call. Poorly written shit...who names their main character beautiful swan anyway?

    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 8, 10 at 7:22pm
  • I would never talk about twilight with a guy. Who the fuck is dumb enough to do that. And if you all hate twilight.. Why do you know vampires sparkle?

    Submitted by elm318 on Jun 8, 10 at 11:25pm
  • Firstt

    Submitted by whatnow on Jun 8, 10 at 10:34am
  • You must be on Team Tool.....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jun 8, 10 at 10:38am
  • Fuck that donkeyd, this was the proper diplomatic solution.

    Submitted by Xaintrix on Jun 8, 10 at 12:12pm
  • good call dude... i'm a chick and even i think they're the worst books ever written/ movies ever made.

    Submitted by iRishr0ckHer0xx7 on Jun 8, 10 at 10:23pm