Welp...herpes.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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