i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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