weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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