hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
