I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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