if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
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wooooooooooooo little rock
damn.all my brother has to do is clear out my porn and i gotta get rid of his drugs
these people must be doing a lot of online dating!
so sad =(
Good job 501! <33333333
haha. i love this. <3
oh way to represent arkansas!
MY LIFE!!!! ive said this exact thing!
yeah 8:59 Bill never fucked up your reps with Monica. Jkin he was the last president I actually liked... maybe it's because he reminds me of me but with uglier bitches. He fucked up with Hitlery then he fucked up with Monica.
hahaha a true test of friendship
I've said the exact same thing.
Must be a a Harding University Student?
I work with a chick, that got engaged to some dude online in France b4 they ever met in person. He then moved here and they got married two weeks later.
i have a buddy , that we have a pact, to clean out each others *kinky toys* and *bondage gear* before the *family* gets to OUR personal affects :D
My friend Lucas nd I have a pact exactly like this
Definitely a Harding student.