if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
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wooooooooooooo little rock
damn.all my brother has to do is clear out my porn and i gotta get rid of his drugs
these people must be doing a lot of online dating!
so sad =(
haha. i love this. <3
Good job 501! <33333333
MY LIFE!!!! ive said this exact thing!
oh way to represent arkansas!
yeah 8:59 Bill never fucked up your reps with Monica. Jkin he was the last president I actually liked... maybe it's because he reminds me of me but with uglier bitches. He fucked up with Hitlery then he fucked up with Monica.
I've said the exact same thing.
hahaha a true test of friendship
Must be a a Harding University Student?
i have a buddy , that we have a pact, to clean out each others *kinky toys* and *bondage gear* before the *family* gets to OUR personal affects :D
I work with a chick, that got engaged to some dude online in France b4 they ever met in person. He then moved here and they got married two weeks later.
My friend Lucas nd I have a pact exactly like this
Definitely a Harding student.