Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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