That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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