You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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I need you to use more vowels.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just want to make out with him forever
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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