The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
