The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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