And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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