Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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