I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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It's still not ok to pay her mother 10k for it though
Current event reference win
It'd be easier to find a unicorn.
Don't we all?
Just so long as it doesn't SMELL ripe.
Who doesn't?? Girls want it back
Here's one! My friends said if I keep waiting I'll seal up...soo I'm starting to worry.
Buster Himem, is that you?
ha. sarcasm, nice.
Buy a bunch of synthetic hymen. Then every girl you do will be like brand new.
Go for the 15 year old chicks.