hey new yorkers: you're all ass wipes. stay off our beaches, roads and out of great adventure and we'll be good. and you say nj smells? have you never stepped foot into NYC and a 30 miles radius around it? smells like literally someone shit on NY. New Jersey has not only one of the richest towns in the country, but also the safest. FUCK YOU.
NJ is one of the richest states in the country too, not south jersey where the guidos are, central/north has some of the wealthiest zip codes in the country, check it out
I agree with 1:56 - PA SUCKS - they suck at football - they suck at baseball - they suck at hockey - even minor league hockey -- the list just keeps on going on how many sports they are currntly dominating... wait I lost my train of thought here. What was the question?
LMAO @6:18pm that is friggin hilarious. Ok kids pack the bags. Instead of Disney we're going to NJ! yay!
Hey guys, let's go to NJ instead of Vegas this year.
I'm significantly less intelligent for reading this. Who gives a shit who hates who? None of this bullshit actually does anything. Can you all shut the fuck up and just appreciate this site for what it is?
first off all anything above monmouth county isn't new jersey, south jersey should really scede.
and second of all, because i live by the beach i must ad: LOCALS UNITE, BENNY GO FUCKING HOME, YOU DON'T "OWN" OUR BEACH TOWNS!
@3:47 No, went somewhere else because NYU didn't appeal to me at the time. Not hating on all of you, just the morons who can't hold their liquor and annoy me when I'm out in the Village. Those kids suck. You'd think it was their first night out.
What's so appealing about NJ?! I've never got the appeal. There aren't any attractions. I'd rather go to the hamptons for the beach. The shore is so dirty! I'd rather go to NYC for culture. Broadway shows, museums, central park, bars, dives, times square.
Have you ever driven on the NJ Turnpike?! It's literally one of the worst ordors anyone has had the misfortune of smelling
hipsters stink. north jersey is funny. love the attitude...well maybe when it's real, not idiots who think they're on the Sopranos or that stupid Bravo show
you all boast you don't have to pump your own gas....why are you that lazy you can't get out of your car and stand for what 2 minutes and do it yourself?
stfu douchebags
i love when people hate on new jersey too. because it's well deserved and i detest that smelly state
just because you're rich doesn't make you classy... ever heard of new money? *shudders*
New York Sucks! Fuck you New Jersey Sucks! Fuck you New York Sucks! Fuck you New Jersey Sucks! Fuck you New York Sucks! Fuck you New Jersey Sucks! Fuck you New York Sucks! Fuck you New Jersey Sucks! Fuck you New York Sucks! Fuck you New Jersey Sucks! Fuck you New York Sucks!
what a stimulating debate.
158- "oh nj sucks and smells bad" --- get a new fuckin soap box already.
new jersey is the same as every other state. we've got shitty cities, nice (and not so nice) beaches, ugly people, attractive people, farms, suburbs etc. if i show you a pic of a nj beach and a de beach would you be able to tell the difference? a pa farm and a nj farm? a ny guido and an nj guido? nope. get over yourselves.
JULY 8TH 10.32AM im not from england you dense person the UK is a big place, im from wales get it right next time you wanna insult someone, and narh id rather not fuck myself , not being funny... how can you? find some insults okay me love XD
new jersey is in no way jealous of new york. If new york is so great, why do so many new yorkers move to jersey? but we want you guys out, your ruining it.
@3:07 Is that all you guys have to defend yourselves with? Your fucking beaches? NY has its own beaches, so your beaches are quite unnecessary. For fuck's sake, stop confusing Nassau and Suffolk county with NYC ( I hope they do secede )...for that matter, stop including Staten Island. None of us do.
@3:10 917 = Manhattan, 617 = Boston.
from this debate, it would appear that all the people that make NY suck are from NJ, and all the people that make NJ suck are from NY. sooo wouldn't that mean that both states suck equally?
Depends on where you go in NJ...the further north you go, closer to NY, the worse it gets. Must be all the NYC trash filtering into our state. Now South Jersey should be a state all on its own. And if you hate NJ so much, stay the fuck off our beaches in the summer.
@12:37 Actually jughandles are totally necessary since New Jersey is the most densely populated state in the country...guess why. cause its a great place to live.
@12:41 I've never met a single person who legitimately says Joisee. You're ignorant.
NJ! LOL! what a joke! I mean, there are worse things in the world, but NJ isn't too far behind. Can someone please list me the top 10 vacation spots of NJ? I don't think when ppl book vacations, NJ is the first thing they think of
uh 3:39 we all aren't guidos in south jersey, in fact there really aren't any guidos at all around where i live...its a pretty wealthy area i live in too, its just not north jersey that is wealthy...
oh and i don't understand why people put down new jersey all the time, the analogy person was right about new york and their infestation of our state
LOL! most desnley populated?! So what? What does that mean? Is that the reason for the horrid smell your state protrudes?The shore? No thanks rather go to hamptons, jones beach, myrtle beach, anywhere
Atlantic city? Been there once. Never again.
There really isn't much to boast about. It's so bad that some of the previous posters were saying how NJ has the most horses or grows the most eggplants. LMAO!!!
Being the most densly populated state isn't something to be proud of. That just means you have more people in a smaller area. Which could explain the smell, just sayin. India is very densley populated and they stink too
To 1:54... i agree... they do fail horribly. However, we won't send amateurs to do a pro's job, if you'll stop sending everyone to the shore. Please. We beg you.
I don't 100% agree with this analogy as well 1:37. Strip club - spend lots of money go home unsatisfied and broke. Toothless prostitute - probably spend less money and not having any teeth is a Bonus. Go home satisfied with more cash in your pocket - Sounds more like a NJ analogy to me - LOL
i think we all need to realize that the feud between nj & ny of which sucks more will never end and we should stop wasting our time on trying to persuade the natives of each otherwise. its not going to happen, ever, especially not on fucking tfln.
Hahahahhahah I'm a gate guard for a town in the 732 area and in my parking lot right now there are 6 visible NY license plates. So fuck off and stop hating on jersey:)
Hmmm, to the Jersey defense force: the most obnoxious people I've met in NYC ( other than NYU students and Williamsburg hipsters ) are people from Jersey who flood the bars in downtown Manhattan on the weekends. Those people give your entire state a bad name...and yes, most of them are from Bergen County. They fail horribly in their bid at being New Yorkers. Don't send amateurs to do a pro's job.
The analogy is pretty bad. First of all, stripclubs aren't that great. Woohoo you get to pay mostly unattractive girls to dance around for you. Second, a toothless prostitute sounds pretty wonderful to me. Probably like getting your man chicken sucked by a vacuum vagina.
I'm not from NY OR NJ and I hate them both. All the people I know from there are loud, obnoxious, and usually wrong about absolutely everything but will fight to the death to attempt to prove they're right. Just go back to your own state and shut up already.
the problem with the people from new york, is they think everything about it, and themselves is the best thing around. Which is untrue. New York smells too, so get over yourselves. As for New Jersey smelling, maybe you should go outside of the like 10 miles that does and see that New Jersey is nicer then New York. Its a safer, cleaner and all around better place to live.
"but of course none of you guys want to visit new jersey because you hate all of these things I have listed right?"
LOL! no, we just hate the waste of land that is NJ. It smells like a landfill. There's nothing in NJ that I wanna associated myself with. It's not important to the rest of the country. There really isn't any point in visiting NJ. Don't worry, you can have it all to yourself!
lol. why do you think parts of new jersey smell? because of a wind current leading from the city. its like stepping away from a fart and making fun of the people it floats near for stinking.
@ 1:23 actually, it's in liberty state park in jersey city, new jersey. get a map, and stop trying to prove people wrong. that's pretty embarrassing for you.
@1:54 said it super well. by the way, I'm from Brooklyn, and the vast majority of us New Yorkers don't want to go to NYU. We have CUNY, SUNY, and an entire country of other choices.
LOVE IT. And love my fellow New Yorkers!
And actually, 6:35 we have something called Full Service gas stations here.
And I would rather pump my own gas than live in Jersey.
And if you are trying to tell me that it's more expensive to live in Jersey than to live in Manhattan, think again.
What is with New Yorkers hating Jersey so much? Were right across the Hudson River from eachother. And you benny's always clog up our beaches during the summer.
3:19 - you'd be surprised. I'm from Northwester NJ and when I meet people from South Jersey, it's like meeting people from a different world at times...
'yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute. '
MOST LEGENDARY QUOTE !!!
i dont really know new jersey or new york, but i heard enough to know whoever you are is right
try living in britain , preeetty awesome XD
@8:57pm spare us. Please! There is NOTHING in NJ that would attract me to it. It smells like dirty balls. You're ridiculous nonsensical babble of lighthouses, crystal clear water, tidal pools, blah, blah, blah just falls on deaf ears. What are you talking about?! Serisouly.
I'm not gonna talk up New Jersey because it's nothing special, but it's not too bad either. I've lived in Central Jersey my whole life, and trust me- we hate the guidos and annoying gelled up, tramp stamped, orange, ditzy assholes just as much as the next person...
south jersey is where it's at. the locals are NOT guidos, ginnys, and do NOT say 'joysee' or 'wahtah'. the bennies treat this place like shit. stay out please?
@1:57 I don't know of anyone in the five boroughs who goes to the shore willingly...just stay away from the East Village, please. You can have Tribeca...I have no use for a $30 cocktail anyway.
I just think this is funny. All I can think about when I hear new jersey is jäger bombs, so I laugh look down upon the state. Sorry new jersians. I'm sure it's a great place. Just can't help it.
It's funny that everyone forms an opinion on NJ because of the people that live in NORTH Jersey. There's more to the state than the fuckin' losers who actually think that they're from NY, and that pisses off everyone else in Jersey.
Not all of Jersey is bad. Paterson, Newark, Union and Jersey City, and camden are the worst cities, in my opinion. Especially Jersey city. But NJ gets really nice the further down south you go. Women are beautiful down there too.
anyone from new york talking like this about new jersey, has no place to say anything. New Jersey just has a bad reputation, but thats it. Its better than New York.
Did someone really say PA is a shitty sports state?
Penguins, Steelers, Phillies all current champs
Steelers one of the most successful sports franchises in history.
Phillies, Flyers, and Penguins all have multiple championships.
Phantoms even won a Calder cup a couple years ago.
I don't know what to tell you....
i live in Minnesota.. and the things I think of when I hear "new jersey" specifically the douschebag guys, is Afflication tshirts, overdone tattoos (aka tramp stamped males), gelled man-hawks, roided up meatheads, and fake ass tans... the girls are f'ing annoying and read at a 4th grade level, but that's okay --- its good tv.
i think you people are having the most pointless argument ever, seriously dudes, you've entered deadlock, all it says is yay new yorkers or yay new jersey. way hay you all dont have to pump gas, well here in the uk we couldnt give a fuck :):L
funny, two native nj'ers say jersey is only half trash. except one says north is trash and the other says it's the south. sounds like they're both trash to me!
NJ should fall into ocean- starting with the shore, followed by the pArkway and it's miserable traffic.n that MTV jersey shore special (and now show) is the most pitifuldisplay of humanity
everyone hates NJ, and everyone loves NY. stop corrupting manhattan, you're ugly, we don't need people like you here. stay at your guido clubs and stop going to PACHA in NY, everyone laughs at you anyways.
I'm not a huge NJ fan either but I can't go to the Hamptons for the beach since I'm not a multi-millionaire. I go to Jones Beach, Brighton, Long, or just don't go and stay in the city instead.
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