You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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