I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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