I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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