Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize
