the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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