saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
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Aren't Moms the greatest?
29 will keep me fed, but 75 will get me those new boots I want.
...Now who's up for some body shots??
i was expecting to read:
(914-1): thanks mom!
after it... would have made this 10x less funny tho
YES! mom just contributed to my alchoholism! thanks mom. u rock.