Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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