He kissed a someone with a penis
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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