how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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