You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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