she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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