Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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